Rusty Hafner Becomes Folklore

Stepping out of the shadow of his famous uncle - Cleveland Indians Slugger Travis Hafner - Rusty Hafner has developed an enormous cult following as "THE toughest guy on the block in U-16 AAA Hockey".

To prove this point we did some serious investigation and uncovered just how feared Rusty Hafner must be by our opponents as evidenced by the following:

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Rusty Hafner.

Rusty Hafner doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rusty Hafner has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Rusty Hafner.

Rusty Hafner does not sleep. He waits.

Rusty Hafner is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

When Rusty Hafner does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Rusty Hafner's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Rusty Hafner can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Rusty Hafner does not get frostbite. Rusty Hafner bites frost.