Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Red Wins To Prevent Elimination, White Says "So What"

The Red Team beat the White team in a high scoring game 7 but did little to earn the respect of the White Team.

White Team players shrugged off the loss and said it wasnt a real win because it was just 4 on 4 hockey because of all the missing players including the White Team goalie.

The Red Team, miffed at the White Team's lack of respect for their second win, vowed to win the next three games and tie up the series at 5 games apiece - which would force a final shootout to determine the series winner.

When informed of the Red Team's bold prediction for three straight wins and a tied series, White Team goalie Kyle Laslo from Los Angeles, (a hold out for Game 7 while resolving a contract dispute with team management) called the Red Team "a bunch of delusional jokers who would be incapable of getting a girlfriend if they moved to California."